So I am walking in the metro this morning and came across this photo of a model for the LOLA female clothing store in Paris. Very Chic. Very exclusive.
Except, what is the conversation that this photographer was having with this pasty faced model as they conducted this photo session? I can only think that the transcription went something like this:
"Hey darling, you look great. So what I want you to do is lean over like you're a zombie."
"Like I'm a what?"
"Like you're a zombie. You know how they kind of walk with that slight limp. Okay, OKAY that's it. Perfect darling."
CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK.
"Okay now walk like you're a zombie creeping up slowly on someone. Okay great. Look disinterested. You're beautiful. You're a beautiful ZOMBIE darling. Perfect. A little more of a slope to you walk. That's it. That's it! PERFECT."
CLICK CLICK CLICK.
"You beautiful zombie, you."
Except, what is the conversation that this photographer was having with this pasty faced model as they conducted this photo session? I can only think that the transcription went something like this:
"Hey darling, you look great. So what I want you to do is lean over like you're a zombie."
"Like I'm a what?"
"Like you're a zombie. You know how they kind of walk with that slight limp. Okay, OKAY that's it. Perfect darling."
CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, CLICK.
"Okay now walk like you're a zombie creeping up slowly on someone. Okay great. Look disinterested. You're beautiful. You're a beautiful ZOMBIE darling. Perfect. A little more of a slope to you walk. That's it. That's it! PERFECT."
CLICK CLICK CLICK.
"You beautiful zombie, you."
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