My name is Carla Bruni Sarkozy. Normally I have my shit together but today they have asked me to pose with this strange contraption and I have no idea why. It's elongated in shape and hollow. There are six strings pulled taught on the surface of it but I cannot for the life of me determine what these are for. I have managed to find something to do with my hands but let me tell you that it has not been easy. No one would naturally hold one of these things, let alone act natural with it. What can I say? It was a bizarre day. I am glad it's over.
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