Thought of the Day, June 18th, 2013

Why am I getting ads for things I already bought online?

I order one coffee maker, and Amazon thinks I want to buy coffee makers for the rest of my life. I bought it once. You’d think this would probably mean I wouldn't be in the market for another one right away. But, no. Not the case. They think I am some coffee obsessed maniac now.

If you die, don’t order your coffin on Amazon, you’ll never hear the end of it.

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